D3 body, D1 cock
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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