Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
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we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
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He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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