I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
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Life is so much better after having sex.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
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My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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