when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
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When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
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If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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