I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
this boner is exhausting
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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