So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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