Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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