Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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