Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
she told me i tasted like america
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
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it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
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I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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