It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
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Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
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your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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