you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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