I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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