Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
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If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
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Use "feeling words"
Yay
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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