ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
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I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
then he tried to convert me to islam
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
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They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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