so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
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Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
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Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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