TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
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I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
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Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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