At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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