You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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