i think my tv is drunk
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
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best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
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He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
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