he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
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We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
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Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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