just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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