check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
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who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
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I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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