ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
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I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
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I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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