what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
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My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
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i now understand why vodka
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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