i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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