i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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