I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
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i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
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Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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