it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
We named our party play list daddy issues
Girls should come with a carfax report
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
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Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
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My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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