I heard we made out
You can't motorboat a personality
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
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he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
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also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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