What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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