where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
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I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
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Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again