Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..