love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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