Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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