I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
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Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
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I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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