Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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