Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
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Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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