Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
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I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
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It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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