doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
wow bdsm is so cute
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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