Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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