no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
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U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
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smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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