Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
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ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
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I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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