That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
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just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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