My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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