she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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