if you like me you must not know who I am
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
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I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
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The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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