just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
