The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
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Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
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The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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