i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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