Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
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Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
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At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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