I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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