Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
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There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
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Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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