guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
it was like his penis was on wheels.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
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I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
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Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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