If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
