I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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