her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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